The Stuffed Animal Band

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THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
Yeah, there’s a lot of BANDs in this town
Most of them make terrible sounds
There’s 3 or 4 that I’d like to hear more
One of ‘ems LEECHES OF LORE!
Have YOU heard of the RED LIGHT CAMERAS?
Yeah, I really like them because
I have a thing for their drummer
I just remembered She quit last summer
I am the man in THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
Come on out to my van and then YOU’ll understand
THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
Yeah, I was angry because (because why?)
YOU thought that I was in MONSTER PAWS
I got nothing against those guys
But I’d rather be in THE PORTER DRAW
And YOU know I felt sick
Cause YOU asked if I was in GLITTER DICK
Just BETWEEN ME and everybody
That guy has got a real small prick
Understand that
I am the man in that “STUFFED ANIMAL BAND”
Come on out to the van and then YOU’ll understand
THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
And then I met a girl with no hope
She said “Please give ME more rope”
I couldn’t do it, no, I just stared
And then She said “Well at least kick out the chair”
I said “I don’t understand
Does this mean YER quitting the BAND?”
She said “Boy, this is life and death”
And then She took Her last breath
She was my friend and now
We are just men in THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
Come on out to our van and then YOU’ll be a fan
Of THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND
My dad always said “The shortest way to a Woman’s soul
Is through a black hole”
I just remember floating down a RIVER OF GLITTER
I cried SUPER MASSIVE TEARS
For years and years and years
Daisy, Daisy, give ME YER answer due
I’m half-crazy, crazy, I wanted to marry YOU
I’m half-crazy, but now I’m just hanging out
With STUFFED ANIMALS
OK, I said “OK” alright? OK
I am the man in that “STUFFED ANIMAL BAND”
Come on out to my van and then YOU’ll be the #1 fan
Of THE STUFFED ANIMAL BAND

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from The Stuffed Animal Band, released August 12, 2016

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